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Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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I am watching Friday Night Lights, which marks the first time I have EVER voluntarily watched football on Thanksgiving. There is a 28-poud-turkey in the fridge that my roommate slaughtered at the farm she works at; it is the biggest turkey I've ever seen and it smells fucking delicious. My contribution to dinner—chesnut stuffing and brussels sprouts—is made; at some point I have to exchange my sweatpants for regular pants but otherwise there's nothing to do but eat. This is my favorite holiday.

Happy thanksgiving, gang!
Posted by Alison Hallett

Re: Old Man Loving, Trophy Wife Stuffing?

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Dim-bulbsa,

What makes you think ANYONE gives two shits about what you choose for your avatar?

The question or interest was balls and the merits of being registered.
And as far as that goes, big fucking deal. You have no balls either way.



Posted by Sad Mao

Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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Why were there only two Smurfs on that float? Pitiful. Also: PERKINESS OVERLOAD.
Posted by Todd Mecklem

Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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PAGE 66: "And parents, it's never too early to talk to your kids about the dangers of obtaining live bears and sharks, or pitting them against each other in a real duel."
Posted by Commenty Colin

Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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As soon as I get over this uneasy feeling in my stomach (hellloooo Thanksgiving hangover), I'll be going over to my family's house. There's vegan pie.

Great live blogging. Definitely better than watching the parade.

Ashton Kutcher is absolutely a douche.
Posted by Fruit Cup

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Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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HOW DID YOU STOP WATCHING BEFORE SANTA CAME????!!?!?!?! that is the whole point.
Posted by librarianjess

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Re: New Commercial Perfectly Explains Ron Paul

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He's all those things. He's also crazy. I wouldn't vote for anyone who wants to eliminate the Department of Education (among other things). Sure, I'd love to end the wars (among other things Paul says he stands for) but you can't cut whole government departments.
Posted by Nat_a_nat

Re: Occupation Revived

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Reese is doing just fine. Don't be silly.
Posted by frankieb

Re: Underbelly Bender

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Always the best from Slim's. Never change, poverty tiger.

Underbelly Bender
Rating: 5 Stars
Posted by Bim Ditson

Re: Suspension of Disbelief

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that school's a horrible place anyway. it's a crap excuse to kick someone out but he should be glad they did. i have all sorts of stories from when i went there, and if the teaches he got into arguments with were like the ones when i was there, he probably wasn't at blame. one of the last classes i had to take that was required to graduate, the entire class consisted of the teacher coming in for half an hour and talking about how her week was, what movies she had seen, etc. when students asked her questions about what they were supposed to be doing she would blow them off and mark them down without explaining why. most of the people in that class always failed. one teacher would come in and bring a guest speaker every week and wouldn't even take roll. she made the guest speaker do that. and then she would steal student work and sell it as her own. another one would usually come in drunk, and on one occasion started throwing pencils at students. he also wouldn't give you the time of day unless you had gone to the bar next door and bought him a drink or you were a woman. and let's not forget their job placement service for graduates, where they kept you up to date at all the openings at kinko's!
Posted by anonymous

Re: I, Anonymous

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Well I don't care, I'm still going to give Old Gold another shot.
Posted by Commenty Colin

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Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ

Re: It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!

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Cool, Chundy! The moment after the bird's head was taken off with a samurai sword! (Those four inset lines can be a real pain sometimes.)
Posted by Todd Mecklem

Re: Occupation Revived

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Thank you Merc, for doing this honest, non-bias article on Portland Occupy. Certainly better written than WW's piece last week.
Posted by DamosA

Re: Old Man Loving, Trophy Wife Stuffing?

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"So...you asked the estate of Fred Hampton for permission to use that photo?"

I did not have to. I KNOW members of Fred Hampton's family.
Posted by DamosA

Re: Old Man Loving, Trophy Wife Stuffing?

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"And as far as that goes, big fucking deal. You have no balls either way."


Tough words coming from someone who doesn't have the balls to get his OWN avatar.
Posted by DamosA

Re: If You’re Spoiling for a Fight, You’ll Find It

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That guy seriously needs to stop dick-riding and take his butt back over to 4-chan. His shit's getting real tiresome.
Posted by DamosA
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