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Re: The Case of the Butt-In Bartender

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So lame. As a long time bartender, I can say with certainty this one broke several sacred rules. First of all you never make assumptions about the relationships of the people you're serving. Two people sitting at a bar DOES NOT equal they are fucking. Then there is the carnal rule of bartender/customer confidentiality, so even if you thought someone was cheating you NEVER air dirty laundry of any kind regardless of your personal opinions. Lastly, what the fuck is your problem? You don't get paid to scan the bar for wedding rings and cast judgement on your customers like some daytime TV host. There are a million scenarios where two people could sit at a bar, one with a ring and one without, that have nothing to do with cheating. Mind your business and do your fucking job.
Posted by Aurelius141

Re: Slow Slow Drivers Everywhere!!!

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At least the drivers in Manhattan want to get somewhere in a timely manner even though they can't. Portland drivers lack purpose, common sense, and spatial awareness.
Posted by ForrestHump

Re: This Week on Nextdoor (with Special Guest Frank Cassano!)

Re: Slow Slow Drivers Everywhere!!!

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ahh yes the perpetual complaint about Portland traffic. my cue to drive even slower. love love love to see all the road ragers lose their shit! i hear the traffic moves at a good clip in Omaha--y'all should check it out . . .
Posted by Bentley

Re: Jeff Sessions Delivers a Drawling, Hysterical, Fear-Mongering Message to Portland

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I liked how the AG accused LEO of releasing rapists and pedophiles merely BECAUSE they are undocumented. HAHAHA.
Posted by hashtagoverit

Re: Old Town Neighbors Are Fighting a New Homeless Shelter by Citing a Decades-Old Agreement

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@FlavioSuave You're a fucking imbecile.

Repeatedly claiming that poor people move here because we're so nice is, of course, demonstrably untrue, and saying it a whole lot doesn't make it any less so. Listen to yourself and then try to tell us all about how fucking nice you are to everybody that they choose to move here just to be around you. It's beyond laughable.

Number 2, you're a fool. What budget are you even talking about, rube? The City of Portland isn't the same thing as Tri-Met, which isn't the same thing as any of the several school districts. (Can you name them? Of course you can't. You sure YOU'RE not the newcomer?)

Number 3, READ the fucking AGREEMENT that you're supposedly commenting on. Then come back and admit what a doofus you are, because that document requires the landowners in Old Town to maintain those apartments. You want to blame seniors and disabled people for doing what their landlords are supposed to be doing? Shut the fuck up.

And finally, what a fucking bigoted asshole you are. Poor people are the reason for every problem in your life? So much for the personal responsibility you assfucks are always ranting about.

If you didn't have the Merc's comment section to pollute with stupidity a dozen times a day, you might make something of yourself --and just maybe you wouldn't be such a hate-filled dick all the time.
Posted by Euphonius

Re: Jeff Sessions Delivers a Drawling, Hysterical, Fear-Mongering Message to Portland

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On the KATU feed this afternoon, one of the III% militia terrorists called for bombing the protest today. Never mind that it was across the street from a federal building, up the street from an elementary school and underneath an interstate highway interchange in an international shipping port.


Posted by oliver

Re: Jeff Sessions Delivers a Drawling, Hysterical, Fear-Mongering Message to Portland

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You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, oliver. ;-)
Posted by tommyspoon

Re: Slow Slow Drivers Everywhere!!!

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Bentley, your smug, prolapsed anus of a face can't be gentrified out of Portland soon enough. You should check out being a decent person.
Posted by FlavioSuave

Re: Jeff Sessions Delivers a Drawling, Hysterical, Fear-Mongering Message to Portland

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Obviously, these old men are very worried that they're going away. It's not going to change anything, but as they age out, they'll act out their neuroses on the populace. But the good thing is, they're going to die off, and soon, while a large majority of people under 40 disagree with everything they have to say.

So do what you're doing. Fight back. Rub their noses in their mediocrity and stupidity. Let them know that everything they hold dear will come to nothing in the end. Because that's what drives them mad: we're going to win simply by virtue of not being old, sad, angry and stupid. We're going to win more quickly because decency and ethics wins in the long term over anger, hate, graft and gullibility.

Fuck off, Jeff Sessions. You're going to die soon.
Posted by The Beans

Re: Slow Slow Drivers Everywhere!!!

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And what's with all the speeders? I mean cmon!!
Posted by FYl

Re: Old Town Neighbors Are Fighting a New Homeless Shelter by Citing a Decades-Old Agreement

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Wow, Euphonius, you sound sad, entitled, and really, really angry. Take a chill pill and wash it down with your own urine, buddy.

All you have to do is talk to some homeless and/or read the homeless survey stats, and you'll realize that people come to Portland from other cities as transient homeless. It's the same thing in Los Angeles - how could it not be the case? Both Portland and LA have better weather than the east coast or midwest if you are living on the streets, and west coast cities are across the board more generous in terms of their homeless and low-income services than all the red states. How are you going to "demonstrate" that this isn't the case, when it quite clearly is?

How's the view from inside your own ass, you pompous, sanctimonious wanker?
Posted by FlavioSuave

Re: Green Box's Specialty Cannabis Packages Give You a Buzz in a Box

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Its also $10 off each order if you pay with Bitcoin!
Posted by rcastag

Re: Erosion of Freedom

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lol, six sentences of backpedaling. sinkorswim is a melted snowflake
Posted by Mr. Johnson

Re: Erosion of Freedom

Re: Jeff Sessions Delivers a Drawling, Hysterical, Fear-Mongering Message to Portland

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Still not quite sure what Sessions wanted to accomplish here. Was it like a patriot prayer rally: appearing solely to create protest which indicates to Trump's (dispirited)) national base that you're "really giving the big city liberals what for." He certainly didn't change the mind of anyone important in Portland.

Sessions to PDX cops: My politics before your profession.
Posted by Natron

Re: This Week’s Featured I, Anonymous!

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Thanks for this: these little fuckwits (from Vancouver!!) will hopefully be charged with arson and face severe penalties including prison and restitution. Their negligent parents too. The Gorge is (now was) one of the most beautiful and unspoiled places on the planet, it will not be the same in our lifetime because these fools had to be cool and film themselves throwing fireworks off a cliff on the Eagle Creek trail. I agree, Fuck them.
Posted by Oregongal

Re: We Get It, You are a Sock Puppet

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Nice victim blaming. Calling someone a "sock puppet" and shaming them for outing an abuser while trying to protect their own identity -- all from an anonymous platform -- makes you a sick fuck. No one who reads this believes for one second that you are offering "community support" or give a gnat shit about the victim's cause. In fact I'd bet good money you're the lowlife POS they are outing.
Posted by Aurelius141

Re: Slow Slow Drivers Everywhere!!!

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Whoa Forest, pump the brakes! Your implicit call to violence is overkill to say the least. Plus using an IA handle to challenge someone to reveal their personal information in public just makes you sound really weak bro. You usually make more intelligent comments on here, so I'm saying as a friend: take a chill pill.
Posted by Aurelius141
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